: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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