I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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