New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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