Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
