that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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