I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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