I think my vagina is haunted
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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