I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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