Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
it glows. i had to have it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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