I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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