can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
