Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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