I smell stomach acid.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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