have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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