Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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