why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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