I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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