walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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