Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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