At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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