U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she looked like the before picture.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
