Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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