Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Are we still banned from the library?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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