why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I had to cum in my sink.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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