Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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