So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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