What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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