I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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