i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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