in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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