Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Randomize
