I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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