OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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