Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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