why didn't you poke me back
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
