he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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