is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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