Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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