Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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