ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
send nudes
from the living room?
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