I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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