Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
accomplished twins. life is a go
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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