I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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