nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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