real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
