using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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