yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
honey bunches of taint.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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