quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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