His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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