Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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