is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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