I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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