Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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