just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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