Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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