Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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