She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
They left me at home... I'm a liability
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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