idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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