Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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