I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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